April Fool, who likes a bit of sport above measure, & had some pretensions to the lady besides as being but a cousin once removed, clapped & hallood them on; and as fast as their indignation cooled those mad wag’s, the Ember Days, were at it with their bellows, to blow it into a flame; & all was in a ferment: till old Madame Septuagesima {who boasts herself the Mother of the Days} wisely diverted the conversation with a tedious 1901/England